The Birds and the Bees
I remember this saying as a kid wondering when I would be old enough for someone to actually explain what it was all about. In reference to sex in the human world, it had nothing
Cole Porter
This guy wrote a song back in the
“Let’s Do It, Let’s Fall in Love.” with lyrics including :
And that’s why birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love
Catchy lyrics but no I still don’t get it. Birds have eggs, bees are so complex but yet so advanced and one queen controls a whole colony of workers. They confused me with there
Late Bloomer
I was a bit of a late bloomer to be fair and at twelve years old or thereabout Frankie goes to Hollywood was No 1 with “relax”. Which was banned from radio one? At this age, I knew it was banned I just didn’t know why? It was banned for the word” Come.” or as known by non-hell fearing people as “cum!” We were on a family holiday in Newquay or Cornwall or somewhere similar obviously the DJs were banging out this number. H
How we were all wrong
The sister six years senior to myself, teased me about my lack of sexual knowledge. Obviously fancied a few of the above Band members including her massive heartthrob George Michael who all turned out to be gay. Now who would
Completely off point but a childhood of counseling probably solved. I’m going to try and get back on track with the theme and all this is important to the theme. And it’s gonna link up and make perfect sense in your minds and hearts and souls.
Birdhouses
Birds are in trouble as well as insects , to be honest anyone who knows anything about nature can probably see where this is
The Answer
https://www.royalleamingtonsashwindows.com/shop/
Birdhouses , buy them off us .
Seriously flat pack or make the whole thing yourself out of scraps, I will help you with all the details. Stuck for time and would struggle but also enjoy the whole one minute it takes you to put some bird seed on your all ready assembled birdhouse. It will all be in the shop. Every bit helps the birds although I’m not going to bring up a load of stats and then you got ask yourself are you feeding wild birds GMO food that you bought from the pet shop God Dammit so many things to consider . However wild birds in the garden outside the kitchen window frolicking in the genetically modified seed you gave them truly warms the soul.
Bulletpoints
Man, I got to start introducing some Bullet points into my blog so if I do so randomly please rejoice if you’re a fellow blogger you will probably remember your first time, given no help just some random reference to the birds and bees.
- Buy Birdhouses
- Off us
- Feed Birds
- Make them fat
- Not to fat to fly
- But you get the point
- Bullet point
Birds
No seriously guys I love birds especially birds of preys my favorite being the owl I have a few over my workshop that twit two away. Especially when I’m working late, but they are a very deep part of the ecosystem, apart from chickens and eggs and the
Just Quickly
Like I mentioned before this is not a rugby channel, However…
Look at this guy proving everyone wrong so far. Also just noted this blog will be published on valentines day. Coincidentally mentioning about the birds and the bees. Is it fate or just coincidence let’s let the birds n bees decide. Any comments welcome to hear them.
Thanks Martin