The Birds and the Bees

I remember this saying as a kid wondering when I would be old enough for someone to actually explain what it was all about. In reference to sex in the human world, it had nothing what so ever to do with the Birds and the bees

Cole Porter

Birdhouses

This guy wrote a song back in the 30’s
 “Let’s Do It, Let’s Fall in Love.”  with lyrics including :
And that’s why birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

Catchy lyrics but no I still don’t get it. Birds have eggs, bees are so complex but yet so advanced and one queen controls a whole colony of workers. They confused me with there bullshite , and you can say shite its not a swear word like sh~t! It’s Irish. Thing’s like you know the bee pollinates the flower which yes he does. In reference to sex, nothing to do with it but I get it It was a nice way of getting out of not explaining how a penis goes in a vagina to a child. Confusing for children, however, but not as confusing as it is today. With probably more chance of the child wanting to identify as a bird or indeed a bee, or even a Birdhouse…

Late Bloomer

I was a bit of a late bloomer to be fair and at twelve years old or thereabout Frankie goes to Hollywood was No 1 with “relax”. Which was banned from radio one? At this age, I knew it was banned I just didn’t know why? It was banned for the word” Come.” or as known by non-hell fearing people as “cum!” We were on a family holiday in Newquay or Cornwall or somewhere similar obviously the DJs were banging out this number. How many adults do you think I could find to explain to me why it was banned for the word “Come?” That’s right none. It was banned by Mike Read who was famous for his Our Tune segment which I have sampled here (….)

How we were all wrong

The sister six years senior to myself, teased me about my lack of sexual knowledge. Obviously fancied a few of the above Band members including her massive heartthrob George Michael who all turned out to be gay. Now who would of guessed ? but yes back in the 80s it was all lies ….

Completely off point but a childhood of counseling probably solved. I’m going to try and get back on track with the theme and all this is important to the theme. And it’s gonna link up and make perfect sense in your minds and hearts and souls.

Birdhouses

Birds are in trouble as well as insects , to be honest anyone who knows anything about nature can probably see where this is going . Is it global warming ? Is it Genetically modified seeds ?Genetically modified foods? Is it phone masts , or is it the lack of bird houses? (& beehives which I‘ll mention next week). Don’t believe me check out this reliable link from the guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/feb/10/plummeting-insect-numbers-threaten-collapse-of-nature

The Answer

https://www.royalleamingtonsashwindows.com/shop/

Birdhouses , buy them off us .

Seriously flat pack or make the whole thing yourself out of scraps, I will help you with all the details. Stuck for time and would struggle but also enjoy the whole one minute it takes you to put some bird seed on your all ready assembled birdhouse. It will all be in the shop. Every bit helps the birds although I’m not going to bring up a load of stats and then you got ask yourself are you feeding wild birds GMO food that you bought from the pet shop God Dammit so many things to consider . However wild birds in the garden outside the kitchen window frolicking in the genetically modified seed you gave them truly warms the soul.

Bulletpoints

Man, I got to start introducing some Bullet points into my blog so if I do so randomly please rejoice if you’re a fellow blogger you will probably remember your first time, given no help just some random reference to the birds and bees.

  • Buy Birdhouses
  • Off us
  • Feed Birds
  • Make them fat
  • Not to fat to fly
  • But you get the point
  • Bullet point

Birds

No seriously guys I love birds especially birds of preys my favorite being the owl I have a few over my workshop that twit two away. Especially when I’m working late, but they are a very deep part of the ecosystem, apart from chickens and eggs and the lark . (see what I did there in reference to the lark) They carry seeds in their own little stomachs and plant them randomly in there droppings . Maybe one day when we are all retired we can open a bird sanctuary together , but until then its all time , and time we probably haven’t got , but I would love that and we see you there ...

Just Quickly

Like I mentioned before this is not a rugby channel, However…

Look at this guy proving everyone wrong so far. Also just noted this blog will be published on valentines day. Coincidentally mentioning about the birds and the bees. Is it fate or just coincidence let’s let the birds n bees decide. Any comments welcome to hear them.

Thanks Martin